Lightning Round!

Yes folks!  It's about that time once again!  It's about time for some SERIOUS Friday RAGE!

Can you do this kind of thing at work?  I know I can't!

It seems that recently a local news outlet found out that Detroit Chrysler workers were drinking and smoking weed on their lunch breaks before going back to make more cars!  We saved their jobs and these local guys caught 15 or so workers for 10 days total!

No sex for anyone.  Ever.

Ah, this person.  Christine O'Donnell in a clip from 2003 this time saying she is going to stop the entire country from having sex.  The statement itself is just stupid, however the fact that she is going to be trying to write laws that have an effect on my every day life bothers me.  The whole no abortion for rape victims or incest victims thing as well.

Stephen gives immigration the Colbert Bump!

In a speech that is as funny as it is serious, Stephen Colbert lends his voice to supporting acts that give immigrants the opportunity to become citizens through working at farms.  If you have not watched it yet it is absolutely worth your time!

Salt in the wound much?

So this police officer drives his car at 162 mph while texting, jumps a curb and kills 2 sisters and nearly kills 2 others.  He gets suspension WITH PAY for 2 years and now wants to get paid for getting hurt on the job...when HE IS THE ONE WHO DID IT!  It's insane he got 2 years of suspension of any kind instead of MANSLAUGHTER for killing 2 people like anyone else would have.

They are coming to take me away!  Haha!!

A Democratic Congresswoman said recently that the Vietnamese and Republicans are trying to take he seat in congress.  This is positively insane and offensive to her republican opponent who is Vietnamese.  Her campaign says that she meant the Vietnamese community that is backing her opponent but if that is true it was a great way for her to put her foot in her mouth!

FOR THE LAST TIME IT IS NOT A MOSQUE!

Ok, here is yet another bullshit islamaphobic statement...this time by Renee Ellmers!  A republican congressional candidate.  They are saying that the 'Terrorists' are building a victory mosque over there.  This kind of thinking is only going to make things worse abroad for us.  It seems as one president tries to better international politics his people are hell bent on fucking it up for him!